# That's where the cactus grows the best # # With your old flat feet just a-kickin' like mules # # The key for the door Is the key for the vittles # # Oh, a-hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea on a griddle # # Now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan # # Oh, dance with your feet just as fast as you can # I just been a-itchin' to cast a spell on you. # And if you want your gate to circulate # This is too- d Every post is a ghost d d If you got a witch's brew d # When the pumpkin shells cast evil spells # Neck of bottle, tail of coat… uh… whiskers from the billy goat. I need some very gruesome ingredients- a cauldron of swamp water… Double, double, toil and trouble.Įye of needle, tongue of shoe… hand of clock that points at 2:00. That quacking rogue is tougher than I thought. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy. Ha ha! Bring your own bones.Īnd now let's start off the fun… with this tricky Halloween tale.ĭown, Beelzebub. Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig… over at the elephant graveyard. Whoo! It's a Houseketeer Halloween… so grab your garlic and get set for America's Most Haunted. I've got a trick for Mickey Mouse… but you'll all have to wait until midnight. – Add a splash of evil? – Pillage and plunder?Įvery year it's the same thing- all talk and no play. lf this were my house, I'd run things differently. There seems to be… an awful lot of villains here tonight. You're not going to frighten anyone… dressed up like a big red bunny. Tonight, I'm going to go out and scare everybody.ĭonald, on a Scare-o-Meter… you're barely a squeal.
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